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As a scientist and half plant herself, I think Ivy knows helluva lot about cactuses :)This started as a sketch, but I pushed it a little more and finish the whole pinup. Initially was some other joke about cactus, maybe I’ll do that one later. Funny
grannygoddamn: Saren’s most eloquent line in the entire game. I can’t stop reblogging my own Mass Effect posts. At least I think I’m funny.
allwivescheat: “Oh honey you should have been there, I totally pants’d Chris today! You know, as a joke, and he wasn’t wearing any underwear! His big hard cock just flopped right out and almost slapped me in the face! It was so funny!”
feralfeline420: vex138: and stop viewing feminists as man haters! ambiacacia yessss I love the fact that “Stop telling me that my experiences are invalid” follows directly after “Stop using the term friendzoned” considering
horses-for-days: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t
I’ve been laughing hysterically at unfunny things for the past few days, so this probably is nowhere near as funny as it seems to me now. BTW, my mom laughs like Bel. NO. JOKE. It kinda ruins him for me sometimes. :<
11 Dirty Simpsons Jokes You Never Got as a Kid
An In-Joke about a kingdom hearts 2 gummi ship who has negative speed so it is slow as a turtle but has so many guns that it can murder things without moving anyway XD
Team Yume Mini-Cast: “Funny Comics About Menstruation” Devar is eating a sandwich, which means it’s the perfect time to talk about period jokes as Madhog introduces the guys to the art of Sarah Andersen through a very “selective&rd
Not really all that funny as such…more in the vein of, oh yea, we’re supposedly “joking” and being real cool and hip…but basically it’s just two actors saying to each other: “We are so going to suck each other off later”…WORD.(and
westindianheaux: petchatron: pro-gay: nokiabae: Babadook was an annoying but palatable joke but it’s very evident now that gay relationships are still seen as frivolous entertainment also like the babadook meme was born out of a technical mistake
irlasriel: hmm as funny as the “pokemon S&M” jokes are? i think that we need to keep that far away from children. please call them pokemon sm for official things and stuff? i mean, we never included the & before (rby, gsc, rse, dppt, hgss,
drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely
azzandra: bidyke: alex-fulcrum: shadowfire125: i’m having an existential crisis I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are
I bought this sexy outfit for my sister as a joke.There was nothing funny about how she looked in it, however, or how hard my dick became.She just smiled and said, “You know, when I first opened the package, I was a bit upset. I mean, lingerie? Really?
catp0rn:drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t realize
itslikecranesinthesky: tastefullyoffensive: (via checka_bookout) This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids
I know this is intended as a joke but it makes sense to me. I could give a fuck how a mans hair looks. On the other hand I have a minor hair fetish and if women wanna obsess on their own hair then AMEN. XD
lmao Oh lord. I miss Chuck Norris jokes as an every day occurrence. XD
…….. I don’t even think this is a joke…
I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…
haha would it be funny if you beat me up haha as a joke
straightshitonly: Everytime I Get Hard My Homie Thinks Its So Funny To Grab My Dick💀At First He Did It As A Joke And I Would Slap His Hand Away But Sometimes It Just Feels So Good That I Just Let Him Do Whatever He Want. (Ps… We Not Gay 🙄🙄🙄
comedianthrax: shrimppunk: he went NUSTS you could give me the most-well-thought out, clever, and complex joke ever written and i still wouldnt find it as funny as this post, which is funny to me for no fucking reason at all
gracekraft: “It feeds on gemstone crystals. In darkness, its eyes sparkle with the glitter of jewels.” I hope this joke is as funny as I thought it was while drawing it.
of course I also think part of the reason Steven didn’t greet her as “Dr.” in “Fusion Cuisine” is because it would have spoiled the “I hate doctors” / “Well, I’m a doctor” joke
unrepentantwarriorpriest: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously
homojabi: Halloween reminder: don’t wear a hijab as a joke! Don’t go as a “terrorist”! Don’t go as a stereotype or caricature! Don’t go as a “sexy Arab” or as a member of the Taliban or ISIS! It’s not funny and it increases the amount
adjectivebear: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t
drunkvanity:femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely
jennyfarh: This people is really comical, their jokes are funny as fvck. Please continue.
sephinasweets: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t
sasgay-kun: No one could ever hate CATsura
groovypirate: kalashnikool: drunkvanity:femmadilemma:bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously
tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can Nice one!
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
micdotcom: Los Angeles sheriff caught sending horrifyingly racist emails Sheriff Tom Angel was hired in 2014 as part of a team meant to “clean up” a sheriff’s office plagued by a reputation for violence and misconduct. So much for that. A 15-page
the "of course I laugh at my own jokes, I'm funny as fuck" squad
lizardgf:There is literally no joke a human could make that would be as funny as this dog’s expression
Unpopular opinion Saw SuperFuckFriends.The gross out and random sex jokes can only go so far. It quickly got old and I punched out my ticket.Problem on relying on sex all the time as main joke and gross out. Yeah its funny but after awhile its getting
fcebk: if u were one of those assholes who pretended to like the ugly/uncool kid who liked u and pretended to ask em out as a joke just to be funny amongst your asshole friends i hope u spend life alone cause that isnt fucking funny
jolleydolley: okay but real talk, as many joke posts as i’m making or reblogging, this really isn’t funny, and it stopped being funny a long time ago
pokemon-personalities: irlasriel: hmm as funny as the “pokemon S&M” jokes are? i think that we need to keep that far away from children. please call them pokemon sm for official things and stuff? i mean, we never included the & before (rby,
slimetony: mojav: I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a
catsandfangirling: I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
Even when people make fun of darkskin as a joke. I still get mad. Brings back too many memories of when I hated myself. I love my skin now. But still the jokes aren't funny. I can play it off and say yeah I'm chocolate. But deep down it still hurts.😔😒
neilnevins: I know we joke around a lot about the silly nature of Spy Kids and how weird the series as a whole is (which is funny as hell don’t get me wrong), but when I went to the 2013 Austin Film Festival and saw Robert Rodriguez speak at his panel
trembloter: itsalwayssummahsomewhere: Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his. not even funny as a joke
textsbetweengems: Still not as bad as when Pearl tries to make a joke.(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
